He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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