Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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