whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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