You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So many bounce houses so little time
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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