So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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