So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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