He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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