if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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