break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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