We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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