That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
its liver damage thursday
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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