i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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