Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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