I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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