I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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