i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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