Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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