im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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