I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My vagina is officially offended.
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