Do you still have your period?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just cropdusted the office
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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