At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Please don't give away my fajitas
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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