Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
