Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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