She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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