Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
it was like eating out sand paper
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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