Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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