soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
