Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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