did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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