capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Are my feet made of real feet?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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