Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
That accounts for only three of the penises
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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