Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
