My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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