Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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