I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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