Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
