So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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