I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Randomize
