Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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