So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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