everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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