is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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