Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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