it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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