I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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