I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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