at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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