We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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