we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm at about main and main street
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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