You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
