whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
be right there i have to get my cape
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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