I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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