spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
